Don't Move, or at least not North

An interesting item in yesterday's paper, North Humberside Police have down graded every crime report to no immediate action unless it's a homophobic or racialst attack. Normal crimes such as burglaries, theft, muggings, vandalism will take a low priority below homophobic,racial,elderly or disabled crime reports.

So if you live in Hull and need the police to respond quickly, tell them you are a 70 year old, wheelchair bound, black gay who's being attacked by a white person hurling verbal racist abuse at you and to hasten things up mention that you think he's got a gun!

The police will be there in 39 seconds (with an armed response squad)