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Thursday, March 23, 2006

Don't Move, or at least not North

An interesting item in yesterday's paper, North Humberside Police have down graded every crime report to no immediate action unless it's a homophobic or racialst attack. Normal crimes such as burglaries, theft, muggings, vandalism will take a low priority below homophobic,racial,elderly or disabled crime reports.

So if you live in Hull and need the police to respond quickly, tell them you are a 70 year old, wheelchair bound, black gay who's being attacked by a white person hurling verbal racist abuse at you and to hasten things up mention that you think he's got a gun!

The police will be there in 39 seconds (with an armed response squad)


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