Missive from Gascony

Got a text fron Dom this Morning read: 'Feeling a bit pissed this morning, I've just bottled 2500 litres of red wine and that's just from the fumes. I've got the same to do in white this afternnoon.
Yesterday was spent tending vines and collecting 2 horses, one worth £32K oh and the temps around 34 degrees' - oh I wish!