Well that explains it

Thankks to Steve W for this:
Edward was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what there fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came out,Fireman, Policeman salesman, chippy, etc, but Edward was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
'My fathers an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."
The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Edward aside to ask him if that was really true.
"No" said Edward" He plays Rugby for England but I was just to embarrassed to say"