Two guys on the course this morning in front of us. Play was very slow, so when we caught them up at the third tee we asked what the problem was. The first guy told us that there were a lady two ball in front and that they were taking forever. We suggested that he go and have a word and ask whether they would let us through. OK, he said, and off he marched down the fairway only to turn around half way and return. What's the matter I asked? He replied - slight problem here, that's my wife in front and she playing with my mistress. Ok said his partner I'll go and tell them. 30 seconds he was back and said- small world isn't it!